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I don't know why it's so hard for people to stop using the word 'retard' or 'retarded.' Seriously.

@kilfud-yoking: That's what I was feeling. She's adorable!

I kind of love this. (and I hate that I know this) but didn't she joke about this on Twitter and then had a ton of kids flip out at her? And lo and behold, here the photoshoot is, and it's way less creepy than I expected.

If I had to re-evaluate my life every time I realized someone wasn't hitting on me, I would have to move to Bali permanently or something.

How do I get the job of reading tabloids for celebrities?

@bluebears: Anchor babies being had by gay illegals getting married in California. JUST THINK.

So does this just add fuel to the 'repeal the 14th amendment fire' or what?

@EponaWearsBoots: Saying your family came here "the right way" is a common rhetorical device in these debates — Michelle Malkin, for example, loves to play that card. But it ignores the very real situations that many undocumented people find themselves in.

I know that it's fear-mongering at its worst, but as a first-gen American this talk scares the fuck outta me.

I didn't know until this thread that arches could fall. This terrifies me because I didn't know that I had high arches until this year! But doctors have told me this about flip flops forever — is this like new knowledge?

@Dalcyanne: Right? Those ladies are ridiculously awesome!

@Moses Hightower: As someone who got paid to watch college basketball, I don't buy it. WNBA players won't have the nerves a DIII team would have and would have skills they couldn't dream of — athleticism alone won't win you a game. But the comparison is moot because I really don't care how they would stack up against

@Moses Hightower: "To say that the Bills are not "the best product" is true only relative to other NFL teams." Yes, I agree and am unsure what point you are making here.

@monkey_biz: But why are we pitting them against each other? The comparison doesn't make sense — women's basketball is different, has a different three point line and a different ball.

@monkey_biz: That's what I mean when I say — they are different products, and they need to be marketed as such. It's not profitable because consumers such as yourself are not being marketed to correctly. Plenty of people love horrible sports teams (or else why would the Buffalo Bills exist?), so to say that you only

@Dalcyanne: There is a women's football league, incidentally! I mean, it's no kind of NFL (or even WNBA), but it exists! [www.iwflsports.com]

@Agumen: Equal access was a civil rights issue when it was about sports integration — I think a case could be made that access across genders could also be civil rights related.