@tambot5000: Wow.

@wealhtheow: "I still love you and hate seeing you sad" (from him, etc.), "I still love you what the fuck" (from me, etc.), then a Valentine's Day weekend trip to the psych ward (me as visitor, also as the one who had to call him in), because neither of us could (can?) stop talking to each other!

I was changing the dosage to my psych medication and was about to be alone for all of Thanksgiving break. Two weeks earlier I'd paid for him to fly home with me for a wedding between my two good friends so he could meet everyone. And that's the short version.

@EarlyGrey: Are they getting paid?

Man, I have interned a lot (a lot) and never had any torrid affairs. I must be doin' it wrong.

I know her weight has often been criticized by sports writers as what's "holding her back" from being the greatest tennis player she can be, which always astounded me since she's a fucking amazing tennis player. But it seems getting leaner is working out for her (it worked wonders for Andy Roddick when he dropped 15…

@Pseudonymph: It is like watching a metaphor-filled trainwreck of hilarity, reading those reviews.

@RousseMacabre is a little bit CRAZY: A+ gif.

@MartaD: I'd assume going through legal proceedings with someone who is traveling all over the country would be pretty tedious.

Is shop lifting constantly from every local establishment like...a common white person rite of passage?

I got busted in undergrad by a university policeman named Officer Nono.

I am really really sad that the internet didn't get Donald Glover cast as the new Spiderman.

@BobMorton: omg The Room macro. This is amazing.

God I love her so much. Great player, great lady.

@Mary Ratliff: I liked Mai — she fought with knives, which is pretty badass. But I am also partial to sullen characters.

I can't tell if I'm excited or disquieted by this news.

@yeahyeahnoe: Yesssss. That would be amazing.

@solaana: Ebay, man, I got my huge stuffed Appa there (well, he's small pillow sized, but still amazing).

Everyone here looks adorable. My ire is still pretty high though — the reviews that highlight the feminist!fail of movie-Katara make this movie an even worse travesty than just all the race-bending.

@egged: Yeah, I think that quote is really where all my "strong negative feelings" for him come from.