I like 'The Little Couple,' because the married couple in it seem like really cool people that I want to hang out with, unlike almost everyone else on TLC.

@Joie de Vivre: Pretty much.

@echoparkgal: I saw her last weekend and it was suuuuch a good show! Enjoy!

@lawyermama: Mortal Kombat on the SNES.

@angelina jolie-laide is a mavericky bish AGAIN: I was looking to see if anyone had linked to her! Me too, and I'm sad that I couldn't afford to buy one when she was selling different days.

@LikeChai: I feel like Bill Watterson would never let that happen.

@Tippi Hedren: He did a whole song about voting (against Bush) called Mosh, actually.

@beetlemier: He also did a song with Drake, Lil Wayne, and Kanye this year. That's pretty damn relevant.

@Mani Camilee: That has spawned at least one amazing thing already though, this audition tape (it worked).

@CraveRecords: I think you might be mistaken! Have you seen the website tracking real life He Man as he wanders the city? www.findheman.com/

@Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: A patch that kept my pits dry would be useful in a way no antiperspirant has ever been.

@Tmoney02: You can also be killed with a punch to the head. Most likely scenario? No, but neither is dying from getting tazed.

Uhhh I don't know why, in this day and age, you wouldn't document a trip like this in hopes of making a documentary? I mean, I sort of just assumed that would happen anyway, because it would make for a rather interesting and engaging story. I'm unsure why that makes the father a villain though.

@StarHen: This entire comment is poetry.

@cutiemus: Also, Chris Kirkpatrick!

@dahlface: This happens every time in my real life as well. I always win though, boo-ya.

This mashup basically is what my brain plays whenever I head Alejandro, so thank you.

Every time I think I can't love Paula Deen more, she does something like rub The Situation's abs with aplomb.

Lil Jon, what.

@Iheartpostits: Oh man, this is terrifying. I'm glad you got out and I hope you stay safe!