Tiffany hiding in the back makes this perfect.

Spoiler alert:

Someone on Deadspin posted that last night. The cognitive dissonance is AMAZING.

I just saw this:

This confuses me also. Like maybe he was her bitch because he had to put some effort into wooing her?

I feel like the sentence structure makes him the bitch (I am admittedly not great at parsing sentences)

.I moved on her like a bitch,

Oh god, you are right.

We don’t yet know that would be safe for them. Who wants to find out too late that their baby suffered permanent injuries from exposure to Trump?

Can pregnant ladies please occupy the front row at tomorrow’s debate and glare balefully at trump?

And that’s how Billy Bush was discussing a colleague. Well he’s the sleaziest Bush that’s for sure. Lice filled.

Question for the ladies:

Honestly, what the fuck is it going to take to get this dude out of our faces finally? I can’t even imagine what rock bottom is at this point

During my intense dieting period, I got pretty obsessed with baking, and subsequently obsessed with people eating my baking. Never wanted to impose my restrictions on others, though; there was no fun in that.

This is fucked up on so, so many levels more important than this, but: karate is Japanese. They can’t even get their racism right.

I absolutely love how the Trump campaign is saying that the anonymous sources providing the Apprentice sound bites are “publicity hungry” and “opportunistic.”

Christ guys, are you trying to hand West Virginia and Arkansas to Trump!?

Look, how else is a man supposed to compliment his daughter when the only compliments he knows how to give any woman are that he finds her attractive enough to have sex with?

“So gross. To use our heartbreak as a way to get attention. So gross.”