Slap a B in front of his name as the ultimate fuck you.

I’ve seen Gillian and Dave about 10-12 times in various incarnations and nothing will be worse than the time I was sitting directly in front of the dude who kept trying to start a clap-along (Beacon theater August ‘17).

Song of the year goes to songwriters
Record of the year goes to the performer

Trinity’s talking heads are exhausting. I find myself wishing it had been her in the bottom and eliminated instead, because then I could have been happy with literally any one of the remaining queens, who all have charisma and good humor for days.

Somehow I have the power to bring people out of the grays, so here you go. 

One of our local hipster taco places always plays 80s and 90s pop music, and I lip synched for my life “It’s All Coming Back To Me Now” to my husband the other night over margaritas as teenagers stared at me.

Say this all you want but companies have been doing just this for a number of years now in regards to the super bowl ads. I don’t know what else to tell ya.

Aren’t a ton Super Bowl ads always released prior to the game the last several years anyway?

Shamelessly clicked for Joshua Jackson pics, left disappointed.

‘Defuse’ is correct. https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/diffuse-vs-defuse

America, I am done with all of Monique’s catchphrases.

And while everyone was trying for these I breezed into my Meat Puppets original lineup tour tickets.

My husband is a huge Raiders fan, but we live in/are both from New York. For many years he would buy a package that allowed him to watch his games online live, or re-stream them if he had to work during a game. Sometimes my in-laws would buy the package for him as a gift, whatever.
He has been aware of CTE for a long…

YES! I always look at these homes that look staged for an open house and go Where is all your freakin STUFF? Where do you keep your piles of unpaid bills? Where are your pens? How is this bathroom functional with only a bowl of potpourri and a decorative soap pump from Bath & Body Works?

This is one of the facts about tipping ANYWHERE that baffles me that people don’t understand. Bars, your dog groomer, your hairstylist, your favorite restaurants... they will bend over backwards to move their calendars around for you to fit you into their schedule, give you that extra dessert or glass of wine, give…

I like to douse mine in Louisiana hot sauce but rock on

I apologize on behalf of my 5th grade class for making I Believe I Can Fly our “graduation” song in 1997.

I think they must have already had the Elton John cameo recorded for use so they picked a cover of one of his songs by a diva icon, rather than work backward from Tina’s rendition of The Bitch is Back.

I believe Rayford_Steele was referring to Kanye West, not Pete Davidson. :)