My thoughts exactly. They got to the part where he was finally going to confess to his wife, and then they yada-yada’d over the best part!

Unbearably White

Shit, man.

Personally, I think this was a wonderfully crafted short story. You may be more capable than you think.

Weird, because all of her peers think her musical taste is dogshit.

Hasn’t this song been around much longer than the YouTube video? Or am I crazy? Or can it be two things?

I think most people would prefer to not have a bucket full of shit-stained toilet paper in their home. 

Every player who wins is on track to beat Ken Jennings’ long-held records.

Why not both?

I will allow it.

No, seriously. I don’t think you understand.

Your comment is justifying his claim.

This would have been a lot funnier if they hadn’t just done the exact same sketch in December.

What does the size of the class have to do with this at all? Everyone had a 50/50 shot of being dusted regardless of which class they’re in...

As far as we know, only Thor or Cap could have returned Mjolnir to Asgard, so one of them definitely needed to go. Why they only sent one person for this job is the real questionable choice if you ask me.

I would love if they had Lori Beth pass “Vital Information” on to a new, young cast member. 

I have to admit I’m not a huge fan of all of Disney’s Live Action dump of late, but it will all be worth it once they’ve done all of their other properties and are forced to do A Goofy Movie.

That was so frustrating to watch. They built up the “suspense” for about a half an hour and everyone already knew what was going to happen. Luckily though, this isn’t the same situation because they clearly wanted to use Hulk in the promotional material to put butts in seats - we already know Mysterio is in this one…

*Endgame Spoiler*

They were unsnapped by Professor Hulk, not Tony.