oh my gosh

A lot of things you could choose to do with the time you have in this existence, and this is what you choose

What a fulfilling life you must lead to be this desperate for attention

“Dusty Fossil has senior moment as presidential campaign”

You think he’s addled, but it’s not an age thing???

I imagine there are some people who have already invested a lot of money in Biden being president, par for the course for how things usually get fucked up for the worse

For someone who willfully admits to being such a fucking moron, you sure are bothered by someone pointing our your lack of cognitive capability.

Hey dipshit, I don’t know if you notice this, but we’re commenting on a news blog

No, you’re just the resident dipshit that isn’t a tomato, and it’s the best you’ll always do

You’re even stupid enough to think that I actually give a shit what you have to say after observing what a dipshit you are

This is some peak white male mediocrity. Being a “candidate” just to get a viral soundbite and make stickers out of it

“I understand very much, yet I’m still insisting on being a dipshit for dipshit reasons”

You mean the same network that aired Trump’s campaign speeches in full, unedited, at the start of the 2016 campaign?

What a thrilling and satisfying existence you must lead, to spend time at a place where no one likes you nor values what vacuous stupidity you have to offer

That’s a lot of typing to say that you’ll admire any piece of shit in spite of how repugnant they are because they apparently dance well or some dumb shit.

Her act as a dusty old fossil is unparalleled

Expecting to find a scholar in systems of government on a website about videogames and videogame culture is pretty smart.

Fuck off with telling me to "calm down"

That’s a lot of words to say “I’m too helpless to figure out things for myself you didn’t define a word wah wah wah”