lol Bethesda is just total fucking amateur hour at this point

uh sure, whatever, you fucking loon

Can you imagine trying to explain the distinctions to his crusty old dumb ass? He doesn’t think he’s racist yet he thinks all those different cultures are lumped together under “hispanics” and he can’t seem to figure out why that would be upsetting to anyone

I always find myself amazed at idiots who go back to the same place they did some shady shit

“Hype” and marketing

America is apparently just a playground for billionaires and little else anymore

Well, it is true that when you’re around, Bolton isn’t exactly the biggest moron on the scene.

Just imagine how much the rest of the world is laughing at these “professionals” being in charge of the US

The thing that kills me is that after saying that Obama watched TV all day, he brags about replacing his TV with a bigger one.  It’s just such a fucking weird segue, to brag about having a bigger TV after shit-talking someone else for watching TV.

Bellingham swears he didn’t mean anything by the controversial cookie, telling KING5 in Seattle: “It’s not anything I endorse… I don’t think building a wall will solve our problems.” Rather, it was more a case of cookie writer’s block: “I’m back there trying to think of what to write on a cookie. I try to be funny.”…

Look at this dumb motherfucker bark

Hey

If Stone is smart he’s realizing that the next wave to be taken down will probably include the likes of Don Jr., Kushner and maybe even Ivanka. Once that happens all he’ll is going to break loose so time to make any kind of deals is running pretty short.

But just imagine, he’ll solve racism by having all of America attend a two-day training program at every Starbuck’s location!

If there’s one segment of the population I could do with never hearing a thought from again on anything, it’s old white men who think they’ve hit upon a revelation on race issues.

Of course you should try applying more acceleration when you notice you’re not moving forward on ice! Obviously, your tires need to be spinning much, much faster to get grip!

“That’s a nice cup, but it’s not as good as this cup”

Careful you don’t pull a muscle with that stretching

The best part is that the note they submitted was one that references a different time frame than the one that the FBI is investigating