If one thing is a never-changing constant, it's James Bond's face, right?

I would fully support that

I never forget this from that old write up in Nintendo Power. I swear he sold that years ago.

Yes!

What a wise cracker.

Yeah, what's everyone's fascination with buying games they already own?

They snuck in one of the dudes from the '91 He-Man line.

Hey this is a rip off of Ke$ha Jump!

That TMNT fan's a local, and she once called me out for not knowing karate despite sporting a thrift store shirt from her old dojo. Ever since I've been afraid she'll beat me up.

Exactly, I was never sure if it was a criticism or a celebration of the whole super heroes as vigilantes thread. I'm just glad he kept that one ambiguous enough.

But what about that other Tetsuo with the penis problem that's way more ripe for jokes?

Dark Knight had the super hamfisted statement about surveillance. Torchwood had a slightly more complex treatment with Cardiff's CCTV system almost being their morally ambiguous version of the sonic screwdriver when it came to figuring stuff out; unfortunately by season 2 they seemed to go out of their way to make…

9/11 really kind of killed the X-Files; didn't Chris Carter say he felt the whole swell in patriotism brought a close to the post Watergate era? Nevermind the secret prisons, military contractors, or that giant palette or whatever of money that went missing in Iraq which all sound like X-Files plots...

Really? I heard he's really not too interested in our war or our president.

François Truffaut, Michel Foucault... same thing right?

Wrestling, giant animal movies, that ghost show, Cool Stuff From the Cosmos, whatever happened with MST3K's cancellation unless it was entirely Jim Mallon's fault, Eureka's deodorant season, no more reruns of any show from before the '90s...

"Don't look for it, Taylor! You may not like what you'll find."

Way back when a be-eye patched pirate head + a Blacktron flightsuit body was Nick Fury. Couldn't really convincingly pull of anyone else though.

The dog had a girlfriend!

If I shot a chase scene once on that bridge over Zug Island in Detroit, I'd never want to do it again either.