My god, man. Seriously. A little defense? Can you double team his ass? Something? Punch him in the face? Chase him to the tunnel? Travel with his wife?

“...his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.”

Kids nowadays, I think second base is posting a POV shot of you having anal sex to snapchat.

People will complain that it takes out the “toughness” or some such crap.

That game has a real 80's arcade vibe to it. The graphics are more advanced than what that era could produce, but the soundtrack and difficulty are spot on. It looks great, and I would totally suck at it.

See my problem with Hathaway is I am the father of a girl who grew up watching princess diaries, as such I feel like I’m wacking it to one of her friends when I see Anne all grown up and sexy like, the dirty old man feeling really sinks in

I was riveted watching this on TV. I’ve never been married — I have the girl who says she’ll say yes though — but I can only imagine but not comprehend at this point in my life the anguish and pain of losing your partner in life. It nearly broke my dad when my stepmom passed from leukemia at age 44 three years ago,…

It’s always heartwarming when a true Christian is heard from. I am not religious, but I believe the teachings of Christ is the lessons of forgiveness. Forgiveness is what you need in your heart to look at others and understand they grieve too. To turn the other cheek, sometimes you need to see through the eyes of…

I just want to say, I am not a Christian. I am not an anything, really. Maybe an agnostic? I just know that I don’t really understand the universe or our place in it and am resigned to the fact that I never will. But that’s not the point. I say all of that to say this: I generally don’t like Christianity and other…

I’m a huge Knicks fan an I remember when they drafted him out of Notre Dame and everyone was concerned about his preexisting heart condition. It turns out he managed to rise above it and made a good career for himself. As great as that was, it appears his life off the court was even better.

Five children left behind. Fuck, man. FUCK. All because of what? Some woman was stupid enough to drive with her dog in her lap?

I was at the game last night and all I can say is I want Doc Emrick to be the master of ceremonies at every meaningful event in my life.

From ESPN:

I’m waiting to see how they shoehorn this into the local news here in Boston. They’ve been trying hard as hell to put a Patriots spin on every fucking report. It’s ridiculous. Today is was asking Rodney Harrison if the Patriots should be the ones in Super Bowl 50 and he said “No, because the Broncos won.” LOL

I understand and am going to back Cousins...but damn that’s kind of a sweet shirt, and I love monkeys, and Chinese monkey legends. Damn you racists for your attempts at ruining our country and ruining a sweet shirt giveaway.

Maybe it’s because I had too many beers during the Lions game and then listened to Ray Charles’ “That Spirit of Christmas” ten times in a row, but this clip has me tearing up like a tardy little girl left standing at a bus stop. I’m glad Sager is back where he’s supposed to be. Bravo Pop, bravo Deadspin.

I didn’t get into it at all, but this game was another demonstration of how unstoppable the Warriors’ small-ball lineup is. They cut the Clippers’ lead to 1 in the fourth quarter, but with Festus Ezeli and Mo Speights both in, it ballooned back to 10 with 5:41 left.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

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