There's a hole in my arm where all the money goes.

They stole all the cameras from the Berlin Film School and shot the extras.

There's Something About Us that lets us make these puns.

The cracks really started to show around Mallrats.

You're a professor of Historians? Academia is getting pretty meta.

As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top and drink someone else's milkshake.

Swallowing words, giving head…

There was a FYC on this very subject, in fact. I believe the conclusion was that you should shut up and let people enjoy their nasally singers.

I am listening to it in a new light right now. It's totes like, my life, man.

I googled your name first to make sure you were a gimic. A minus.

Your comment doesn't make any sense to people who don't speak Australian.

Year of saving shows unloved by their home networks!

C'mon man, she's staring RIGHT AT US. There's no character shown to be where's she's looking at, and it's freaky as hell.

In his essay on the making of "Lost Highway" David Foster Wallace posits that Dennis Hopper looking at the camera and saying "You're just like me" in "Blue Velvet" is addressing the audience and their need for titillation and exploitation, as well as Kyle Maclachlan.

I would prefer not to.

That show was so good. Not enough love considering how well it made the Clone Wars feel like a real military engagement rather than just something that happened off screen and set up the arcs and plot of Revenge of the Sith.

Sold!

My problem with this episode was that it didn't break new ground. Hannah's self absorbed, childish, and doesn't know what she wants. I get it. It's trying to be "Fly" and "The Suitcase" but the core is too slight, and too much of a rehash, to really hold up. So much potential.

Like… racists?

One time I thought about buying a gigantic suit and wearing it on Halloween to go as David Byrne. Didn't think anyone would get it.