Are we not allowed to make aggressive sexual remarks towards women on our TV screens anymore? Ah how AV Club has fallen.

So you're saying I shouldn't watch a show called "The Mob Doctor"?

So you're saying I shouldn't watch a show called "The Mob Doctor"?

I did vote for Clone High! I'm watching it AS WE SPEAK!

I did vote for Clone High! I'm watching it AS WE SPEAK!

But did anyone tear out her still beating heart?

But did anyone tear out her still beating heart?

Well Ryan Reynolds really traded down from ScarJo, eh?

Well Ryan Reynolds really traded down from ScarJo, eh?

You can go insane, staring out into the black.

You can go insane, staring out into the black.

Put

Put

I actually don't want to see this. Mad Men is so precious and constructed, seeing my beloved cast dance to Never Gonna Give You Up would be painful.

I actually don't want to see this. Mad Men is so precious and constructed, seeing my beloved cast dance to Never Gonna Give You Up would be painful.

"The Boulder will defeat that farm."
-The Boulder

"The Boulder will defeat that farm."
-The Boulder

*slow clap*

*slow clap*

So is this guy cool, hip, or grooooooovy?