Let’s really not.

What even is this?! I must have it!

If you’re like me and at first just skip past this trailer, do yourself a favor and watch it.  And keep watching it.  It starts out and you may think, oh, this seems pretty standard, don’t know anyone, oh wait, is it because that guy is in it?  And then, BAM, where the hell did that come from.

Dreamed I rented New Mutants the other night, and the first twenty minutes was just the characters talking about how much the last two X-Men movies sucked.

So... it’s the Smurfs?

I laughed out loud when I saw the new Steppenwolf design. Like, my dude...we didn’t think he looked dumb because he didn’t have enough blades on him.

Yeah, but it plays unholy hell on the furniture.

J

This new Shrek trailer is lit.

If you made this comment elsewhere on the internet you’d be treated to angry responses from 38 year old men with 300 Spartans as their profile pics lecturing you about how DC films are for adults and people who really “love” film or some shit. 

I’m pretty sure Snyder rubbed some of Frank Miller’s cum on every single frame while cutting this. 

Look, as a parent I can tell you that my kids love
A: 3 minute long ads online
B: Black and White films
C: 4:3 aspect ratio
D: Leonard Cohen

This is gonna be a SMASH!!!
Should I be worried that my 7 year old son just started wearing a Trilby after watching this?

He’s trolling us with that trailer right? It’s like Scorsese releasing a teaser that’s just random footage of Italian American men smoking and driving around set to “Gimme Shelter”.

So Sequel is billing itself to be the “Ultimate Final Girl Horror Film”???

What if Discovery became the It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia of Star Trek?

Also, “C.C. Ice, Stunt Woman” is too cool to be real.

No, you misread that: C.C. Ice has doubled for both Olsen and Johansson. So she’s probably on the Dr. Strange set to double Olsen, who we know is in the movie. But she could be doing both, of course. Who knows.

You do know the only reason he has Kevin James Knipfing in his movies is because Chris Farley is dead, right? (and Kevin Farley won’t return his calls.)

You know, Adam Sandler is actually fairly talented when he does a dramatic role (Punch Drunk Love, Funny People, Uncut Gems), so Spaceman of Bohemia might actually be a good movie.