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Willy’s Wonderland = Mandy X recent horror-based Banana Splits movie

Agreed! But whenever he does one, he walks right back to his comfort zone of bad films about funny-voiced simpletons with Rob Schneider cameos. It’s on him he still has the rep he has.

Yeah, but here’s the thing tho: If you’re going to invest in people who fancy themselves auteurs, pick good ones. Snyder couldn’t write his way out of a pile of tissues and Ayers is a capable action director very much in the Don Siegel mode, but that’s about as high as he taps out. While lovely to watch, the fact that

Warner Bros. is also still an auteur-focused studio, the home of Clint Eastwood and Chris Nolan, and while Marvel will take some creative risks, it would never embrace a filmmaker that wanted to break the canon the way Phillips did with Joker

Not gonna matter much when they’re gonna course correct with Flashpoint

The Suicide Squad 2nd post-credits scene:

Amanda Waller to Shadowy Figure in the corner: “I’ve got a new assignment and a new team, but we need someone in the air this time. Someone who can fly. Lost too many on the ground. You up for this?”

Shadowy Figure: “Hell yeah.”

And, yes, I am aware of Kite Man’s very raw and gritty newish backstory; but still, he’s fucking Kite Man, a guy who flies around on a kite and says, “Kite Man, hell yeah.” Both those things are equally important to him now. It’s perfect.

Is it just me or does this look like Mystery Men 2? Same sort of vibe of homemade heroes alongside slightly more well known and kitted out ones?

Though I’m cishet male with no real interest in putting on drag, I have my name picked out for if ever I should have the desire to put on clogs, a blousy peasant top, flattering mom jeans, and a Strand bookstore tote: Carol Gardens.

This feels oddly pornographic.

Ben “A Field in England” Wheatley? I’m absolutely flummoxed and deeply intrigued here. The Meg was already surreal in the most accidental of ways. Wheatley lives off the smartly surreal and the stylish (though he’s sometimes perhaps too stylish for his own good). This is... well... it’s bizarre is what it is. While

Obvs meant to say “lost at least...”

Dark Phoenix at least $100 million and sits at 22% on Rotten Tomatoes. What else can I say?

If there is a difference between QAnon willing the worst possible world into existence thanks to a heedless, conscience-free glob in the Oval Office and the #ReleaseTheSnyderCut jabronis willing the worst possible movie into existence thanks to a feckless and rudderless corporate suite, I’ve yet to see it.

Erin was a class act and a pleasure to work with. Never made fun of my lack of hands, legs, or a body, unlike that son of a bitch Tim O’Connor.

Season two sucked because they fired during hiatus!

I remember that day well and, yeah, Gil really prided himself in his shape. I mean, it wasn’t like now when you’ve got these kids doing pushups on set, but every time me and the crew went out for drinks or food, it was salads, seltzer, and an early bedtime for Gil. Twiki, though, that guy could put the booze away.

Stop, you’re giving me flashbacks.

I hung off that little bastard’s chest for an entire season and there are two things they never tell ya about Twiki:

1. Despite being as dumb as you think he is, total pro, never flubbed a line, missed a mark, or showed up late.

2. Old man smell. Yeah I don’t get it either.

Personally, I’m pissed. I put in a whole season hanging off some idiot robot’s chest and Legendary hasn’t even so much as emailed my agent about this. Fuckers.