It's safe to assume these people are fucking morons because they're acting like fucking morons. 

Come back to us in ten days and see if you feel the same.

This isn’t the flu....

Not all things have to have manual transmissions.

No, a thousand times no. Not all things have to have manual transmissions. There is a dump truck near me with a manual transmission for sale. As a wild guess, I would say it drives like an old dump truck even with that transmission.

Ok, I’m out.

I, for one, am glad this joke never dies.

I’d rather throw money away trying to save lives rather than take them. 

Alanis saved my life more than anyone will ever know, providing much needed backup for Jalopnik’s racing coverage when I really, really needed it. Trying to keep an eye on all the racing series all the time was exhausting as the only person here who was paying close attention to it, and being able to trade off weekend…

USS Trump, a Cheeto-class garbage scow.

lol.  Starred for “murder mitten”.  I’m going to use this now

We still have a lot of “Through Traffic Keep LEFT” signs in Ohio too, mostly on highways that run alongside larger towns.

I never understood no fault. “oh so the idiot who didn’t do head checks, blinker, switching lanes faster than the millennial Falcon during the Kessel run, hits me going straight at reasonable speeds and it’s no one’s fault?” OKAYYY

It’s because the speed limit in their entire state is 7

If it helps any, we hate our insurance.

I’ll second this and I’m from the murder mitten.

Toledo is about 80% grimy blue collar area. I don’t say that in a negative way at all. There is just a rough edge to it. I grew up in the area and graduate from UT. It has a great zoo and art museum. If you go, visit Tony Packos.

Toledo museum of art is world class (started as libbey glass industrialist's donated personal collection). Glass pavilion there is really cool too

The original plan was for a tri-wing. As the Wheeler Dealers found out, it actually would’ve added more downforce.

I have an idea for how to fix Nissan: Autoplay ads on the infotainment screen.