I thought I was going to have to come in here and write up a whole thing defending zipper merge.

But no. Shoulder driving jerk is a jerk.

I’m glad, I’m too tired for a lengthy diatribe on zipper merge. 

Diddy Kong Racing is still the best kart racer. 

“While the Nintendo 64 wasn’t the most revolutionary home console, the clunky cartridge-based system”

Analog thumbstick. Rumble motor. 4 controllers.

That’s not even going into revolutionary software innovations.  

Not really the point of a Raptor is it? 

Have fun trying to take your sedan on off roading trails and out to the desert like the raptor can.

Unlocking either invincibility or infinite ammo in Goldeneye on N64.

So many close runs. 

There is nothing wrong with Velveta+hot chunky salsa when you are feeling lazy and want queso, but don’t feel like making it from scratch. 

It’d beat the hell out of whatever that monstrosity up there is.

It’s better than what david tracy would buy 

It’s ok you guys. FCA said this one was inoperable.

Because inoperable isn’t a temporary state that can be rectified. 

Early concept art.

She thicc.

We’ve seen Mei in clothes that aren’t winter gear. We’ve seen her in PJ’s. We’ve seen her in a tank top in concept art. She’s still thicc. 

It’s toledo.

Go look at, say, 13ABC’s comment section on facebook.

Yeah. This city is full of racist shitheel MAGA-Monsters.

“Knowledge” 

Neither can I.

But please do film it. 

I bet it has hydraulically actuated indicators too.

He asked for it. lol. 

HA HA. no one is getting a $5 CPM on youtube anymore. It’s really bad these days. 

The sad thing about hoovie’s car is that he was planning on doing an engine-out service that would have prevented the fire... Right after it got back from Cali.

And if you don’t think he spends bank on maintenance, just go look at the Wizard’s new place.

If I was Santa, this would be in Alton Brown’s stocking instead of coal. 

If I was Santa, this would be in Alton Brown’s stocking instead of coal. 

GO SEE BUMBLEBEE!!! It’s so good you guys. Don’t let THIS be the one that doesn’t make money!