DUDE. It has a roll cage, it has a fully certified roll cage integrated into the frame of the car.

BECAUSE RACECAR.

The interior

I’m glad someone said what we were all thinking.

I’ve not gotten the notice either. I don’t go to church.
Although all my white friends/family who do were Trump voters and are highly religio......

*gasp*

They must be distributing the letters at church!

This the right is equal parts absurd and completely believable that makes a good onion article.

That’s it exactly, they WANT the horrible outcome.

And it’s fucking heartbreaking.

Why would you wish some innocent black family to have to deal with that neighbor?!

She was probably worried he was gonna move in.

That was the funniest damn thing I’ve read all day. I need someone to animate this.

Wow, thanks for the detailed response.

We need to find some way to get this thing on Jason Drives.

Curious, what made the ST more fun for you than the RS?

I believe we need to know the cargo capacity in the most sensible unit of measure available.

Number of puffalumps.

They are based on who gets ticketed more often. The problem is there is a gender and ethnicity bias at play here. Men are far more likely to receive a ticket for the same offense, as are minorities. http://www-personal.umich.edu/~rowebr/pdfs/rowe_policegenderbias_sep09.pdf

This, plus beltloop.

Never misplace your keys, never forget your keys in the car, never lock your keys in the car. Never even take your keys off the clip ever.

Screw standard keys.

mine stay firmly clipped to my beltloop.

I’ve completely lost the muscle memory. I have a 15 dart gt that’s my daily driver a 08 hhr winter beater, and a 02 liberty that’s my tow vehicle. My dart has proximity keys.

EVERY single time I get in either the liberty or the hhr, usually a little groggy having just woke up, I walk up to the car, keys in pocket and…

I LOOOOVE my proximity keys. I never lose them. They’re clipped to a belt loop at all times. I never lock them in the car, I never misplace them. I’m a forgetful sod and those are real issues to me.

Aren’t we all.

What are you 12?

Calling someone a fag isn’t an insult, it just shows your homophobia. Find a better insult.