@Frank Boisvert: Yeah a phone that can only be held a certain way or you lose signal (and they knew about this but tried to cover it up anyway with that software patch excuse).

I don't think it should be up to the government to develop rural broadband. You can get satellite Internet now or use dialup. It's not like anyone who wants it can't get Internet access.

He got caught hitting on a super attractive woman. She did soft porn movies and stuff. He sin is not taking no for an answer.

There's drywall that's sound absorbing that can take care of this range of sound very easily. It's not like they opened a hip hop club and the bass was bouncing their neighbors...

Ohh Land O Lakes at Sonic, most weapons grade fast food there is. Also they host "Casual Sex Thursdays" so it's even more reason to go...

It's true, Grant Sonnex finds out and he shows up and hurls a Granny Smith into your nutsack. He carries a big backpack of them around....I saw him.

@Maave: Yes, downloading that pirate version of TurboTax or Quickbooks Pro just got a whole lot more dangerous :(

@Lord_Data ∞: If Billy Mays was still alive I bet we'd have "Mighty Matter Maker" for just three easy payments. Where is he when we need him most!

Maybe no cars, but taxis and delivery trucks are a must. I still think it's a dream, got five kids and grocery shopping without a car?

I've had the Sony MDR-7509's for years and they still sound great. Also if you have a big head, they're really comfortable. They were about $100, but that was many years ago.

As long as it comes with a certificate stating it's legal to use it to bitchslap a waiter who's getting lippy, I'll pay the $95.

I think their targeted ads for TV commercials is a good one. The CEO asked what's the point of displaying a commercial for diapers if there's no infants at their house?

@aec007: Yeah, those are a smartlier and not dumblier strategery compared to 35 CPU years of server time.

@NagaJolokia: It's like man hours going into a project with many people. They had 35 servers going for a year, or some combination of it to get to that number.

I'd like to clarify. To have it erase the drive when powered down, you have to go into the BIOS and give it the system command to do so. Then the next time you power down it zaps the key. It's not going to zap the key if you lose power, it's data invalidation by system command, like if you were going to sell it or…

@wjbean: Yes, and they don't know rice is a desiccant, in Japan?

Remember a few weeks ago when Google put up that tacky wallpaper on their home page? You had to be logged in to be able to change it or turn it off. I bet it was so they could basically force the world to be logged in to track them.

Holy Toledo, this is the most work I've ever seen go into an article about phones/dating/cameras.

@nootron: Yes, they said that if they hadn't spent so much time looking for that prototype Jason stole, they would have had time for complete the I4 antenna design, but rushed it.

Hmm, an absolute monarchy with unlimited access and no accountability. What could possibly go wrong?