You don't know any other way to put it because this is not newsworthy in the slightest.

So, for Sean newell-

Did deadspin pay for this?

I need a few more viewings, but, in first watch, I thought it was awesome- much funnier than the first.

Now you're getting it!!!

No, I come from a long line of immortals.

Hahahahah. Those are hilarious and your comment is so profound. Good thing we agree that those soulless orientals can be mocked with impunity.

If you are half Chinese, is only one of your eyes slanty? Hahaha, that's a joke, just like Darnell's- get it?

36 now!

Yeah, cause we all know those savage, knuckle dragging blacks would sodomize us.

Thank you. If an African can appreciate a good joke about african slavery (which certainly has to rank up there among the most horrible, truly racist events/ phenomena ever), then nobody has any business getting their knickers in a knot about Darnell's joke about slant eyes.

Good thing there's the Second Amendment so I can defended myself when the Racism Police come looking for me. Sic Semper Tyrannis!

At no point did I reference freedom of speech or slippery slope arguments.

Because I have a kinja account and you're reading my idiotic posts.

So if Darnell's joke had been funnier, it would have ceased being racist and would then be "smart"? So Darnell gets called a racist dummy because his joke wasn't funny enough for deadspin?

That reeks of elitism and segregation. All posters are equal, but some are more equal than others? Maybe we should put less popular commenters in work camps or have them build railroads across the western US?

I'm arguing that people shouldn't pretend to get offended when a joke is told (or tweeted) in an effort to demonstrate how inclusive/tolerant/forward-thinking they are.

It's funny to make fun of all groups, particularly considering how irrational people get when they are "offended" by a stupid joke.

Why can't I be a moronic troll?

Yeah, but some of my best friend have iphones, so it's cool.