Speaking of superhero parodies:

I mostly remember squirming in my seat during the endless flying scene.

A really underrated movie.

It’s so hard cos she’s a victim too, but holy shit she did some major work for the darkside. I hope that, above all, she gets the mental help she needs once the trial is all over.

This is the same for hotels: Unless it is substantial savings, do not book third party. If you can’t find the hotel offering that rate itself, you can try to call the reservation desk and say “I see X price on Y site, and I’d rather the hotel get all the money rather than a third party.” Very often, they aren’t…

Exactly. “swimmin’ holes and brimmin’ bowls of cereal maaaade.....from stoooone...” “quarry cereal, it’s not made, it’s mined.”

Fucking Thank you! I came here to say that. That is an epic dismissal of an important female that I wouldn’t expect from here. 

I predict this is all a clever misdirect for what audiences have truly clamored for: A new season of Other Space!

They’d have to ground that plane for another week if that was me, ‘cause I would’ve shat myself repeatedly if I awoke to what I thought was an abandoned plane in flight.

Sounds like an episode of The Twilight Zone.

He got what he deserved for killing Raylan’s dad!

Do we not give A’s anymore? This is the genuine A+ motherfucking article you cocksuckers!

Ohhh ditto!! The two was a bit much to take in the same weekend.

Endgame during the day, Thrones just now. Fuck you sleep, I’m not going to see you for awhile. goddamn.

Hulk puts on the gauntlet and un-snaptures the snap. Then Velma Hawkeye’s wife calls him on his cell phone and she shows up on his caller ID.

True! For my VBACs I had to be at a level 3 trama hospital (something like that). I also had to agree to an IV in case I had another placenta abruption. My OB said my chances were only about 3-5% that I’d have another abruption which was the same as having the original abruption. I had two successful VBACs.

Friend, what you’re describing is “meatloaf,” not a hamburger.

Someone got a lil carried away...

And she followed that up with “smells literally divine”, a kind of new misuse of the word “literally” that I haven’t quite wrapped my head around yet. 

I love Katz and 2nd Avenue as well! Dunno if I will ever go again though - I recall the crowds and prices at both to be prohibitive. Plus my family is in north Jersey, so visiting Harold’s is just way easier than a special trip into the city.