Michigan Left.

“Premiered in 1998, the Ford F-350 is the very definition of a big car.”

High speed. What they mean is speed. Cops and news people.. stop trying to sound smart or cool or technical. Just say speed. Speed is already a rate. Saying a rate of a rate means you’re talking about acceleration. While the Tesla had to have accelerated a some point, it looked like its acceleration was around zero…

We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!

What about purple angel eyes AND angry Jeep face together?

This is some classic “just because you spent a lot of money doesn’t mean it’s worth anything”.

I went for ND as soon as I scrolled past the purple angel eyes.

Look, you put a 327 in an old Nova that came with a straight six, you have probably added value to the car. Easy swap, factory offered it that way, it is an old car at the point where everything probably needed to be redone anyway.

Yeah! It’s all a Bill Gates conspiracy to take away your freedom to inhale lead. Our grandfathers all inhaled lead and do you know what we call them? The Greatest Generation. Make sure you paint your home with lead paint to own the libs.

“It couldn’t pull a sick whore off a bedpan!”

You got cheated.  I’d have paid $750k if you’d have turned it into an NFT.

You missed out. With a good detailing that’d be worth eleventy million bucks now.

I’ll give you $25k. Okay okay 28, final offer

Combust.

I’m surprised it doesn’t end with him getting rear-ended.

Just like the McRib coming back when pork prices fall, this is actually a sign of cocaine prices dropping.

Boat sinks, we don’t care anymore?

JEEP

Toyota Tacoma.