PERSONAL CONDUCT 2: THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL (CONDUCT POLICY)

What the fuck are you talking about? Since this story has come out they've posted dozens of articles about the Rice situation and how it was handled. There wasn't the outcry for "discipline and bans" at the outset, because no one could have foreseen how badly the NFL was going to fuck this up, people assumed that…

Yes, let's make this about Tom, who for some inexplicable reason has not written about every conceivable social ill 24 hours a day on an Internet blog, instead of about the leader of one of the biggest cultural cornerstones in our society.

Don't you have a press conference to get ready for?

If you saw this outside Ford Field, it would undoubtedly be a bread line.

@Kioli and yes. Someone whose lawyer knows that the picture is going to be everywhere less than 12 hours later

So saying an African is an untrustworthy counterfeit con artist because he's African isn't that racist? What context could that possibly have in basketball skills anyway? His "storefront" (skills) leads to a black market in back (crossover dribble?)?

It is also an example of satire, in which folly is exaggerated in order to draw attention to social ill. :D

He's got some African in him. And I don't say that in a bad way, other than he definitely believes in witchcraft and probably has AIDS.

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TV crew made a nice camera transition to rapist Ben Roethlisberger before the commercial.

BREAKING: the NFL has hastily and retroactively promoted Cardinals linebacker John Abraham to executive.

have you actually looked at the video?

Well, it's either:

Oh sure. But when J.J. Redick exercises the same option, he's a pariah.

After everything that has happened, and all the negativity surrounding the World Cup, I think it's pretty neat that they let the workers watch a game AND gave them ice cream

Sometimes, players can't even spell their teammates' names. Like the guy who kept spelling J-O-N-A-T-H-A-N as I-L-L-R-A-P-E-Y-O-U-R-S-I-S-T-E-R.

The ones where people keep misspelling the same one over and over again are the most troubling, like where Frank Vogel keeps misspelling "Offensive Malfunctioning Rectum" on his starting lineup.

See this is why hockey players are so much tougher than basketball players. Could you imagine if Lebron's mom died?!? He's probably take the rest of the season off. Did I mention that hockey players are tough? Yeah, way tougher than basketball players. Those sissies break a nail and they're out for 3 months. Did…