That water sip is so beautifully calculated for full cold-blooded effect. I used to try this when I was a lecturer, but never did it so damn well. The fact that the scroll has to pause so many times to maintain sync with a normal human reading speed is so jarring, disturbing, and a perfect segue to “the sip”.

Likewise. Though it makes sense, as they’ve been on air, what, 12 years? And given their ability to reference culture without making it super on-the-nose until act two or three.

You trying to jam Kaep? I’m taking all you crooked cops down.

Adopt that damn cat, Molina!

Stone ground mustard and sauerkraut.

So...they videotaped signals, in an illegal manner, but did not illegally videotape signals? You, good sir, have an amazingly singular understanding of adverbs.

Interesting that he owns that strip of land; that hasn’t been reported on here in the northwest.

It seems pretty evident that Buffalo is also an accommodating location for this activity.

His flip is Griffey-level smooth.