Similar to Trump, nothing Musk says is believable.

Props on the Acura.

Maybe it might work as an additional ingredient in a crumb coating or sprinkled on top of some savory dishes like a gratin, but I’m certainly in no rush to buy a bag to give it a shot. Maybe in places where you could use potato chips? But cheesecake? You had to know that that was just going to be a waste of perfectly…

is lil tay short for elizabeth taylor the same way bobby flay is short for robert flavor and elon musk is elongated muskrat?

So... like TURO but for people that can’t think ahead? Also, TURO is a much better example of “air bnb for cars”.

And yet whenever I try to do the same, I wind up with a face full of Mace.

I hope the guy specifically asked for that body style of Altima, because otherwise this just comes off as slightly half-assed and cheap of Offset, especially when there’s a Rolls Royce in the corner of the picture.

Because car manufacturers have convinced us that push button ignition and touch screen electronics are higher end and fancier, when in reality it is just cheaper to make them.

Is Chris Cillizza sentient? Like, does he has any self-awareness whatsoever? Or has he been designed to remain in an endless loop of obliviousness, destined to churn out inappropriately cheery bullshit for all of eternity?

*Frantically looks outside to see if my 2014 Ram pickup is still in the driveway*

***Sorry, I know I’m late to the party here.

$300,000??? Is that how much a damn Porsche costs in Australia? That’s ~$227,000 USD.

You wanna see something creepy? Next time you’re in the store, look at all those cartoon characters’ eyes. Look where they gaze. They all look DOWN. They look down so their gaze will meet with someone short, a child who looks up and will see that character and want their parent to buy it for them. It’s manipulative…

Well, naturally.

Are you originally from SA at all? I know Coopers’ reputation has been steadily growing outside of the home state, but I’m still surprised when out-of-towners will order something as specific as a Coopers’ Sparkling.

They just rebranded to the Republican Party.

Fuck you Sarah, and your boss too.

Should’ve bought an Audi.