Jesus Christ is the least important aspect of modern Christianity.

Oh, but that’s in the Gospels. In 2017 Christians take their Biblical instruction from Leviticus only.

Again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

Gneiss...

Proof that you shouldn’t take that rock for granite.

Who ever was driving the Integra needs to be, in the biblical sense.

That is how these people roll.

I wonder if some of those drivers were stoned.

Seems like some of yo haters are gonna eat their words.

Ah, yes, I was wondering this too. I was thinking the worst case scenario would have been if he couldn’t move below the neck but that wasn’t the case. What are the mechanics of a temporary paralysis? The nerves just go into shock momentarily from the impact?

Meanwhile, literally anywhere else:

Canadian vandalism.

BURN, MOTHERFUCKER! BURRRN!

I prefer the Danica Roem approach: Don’t ask people to vote for you because of who you are, ask people to vote for you because of what you can do for the state.

I always assumed I’d eventually trade my 2010 Acura TSX for a TLX, but then a few days ago I traded in the 2010 TSX for a 2011 TSX 6 Speed with tech package...

I envy you. I have an 04 Mustang Mach 1. The shifter was once described on a car show as “all the tactile joy of rowing a wrench in a bucket of bricks.”

I feel like the CLA is the modern day successor of the G20. The only reason you buy a CLA is for the three pointed star on the hood.