He tried, but he cannot fucking throw the strawberry and catch the strawberry at the same time!

Nope. Not even for a minute do I believe this.

A straightaway doesn’t exactly need the greatest engineers to design, the quality of the build is more important. It would cost quite a bit for that much tarmac though, so yeah, you got a point.

Marijuanas injection is the number one cause of twerking related deaths.

The same could be said about the Corrado

You don’t even need to be rich to buy that much land in many parts of the US. If it’s terrible for farming or commercial use, it’ll only be about as much as a new Civic.

Gossamer.

He had no intention of running again and only did when the Republican establishment and Donald Trump begged him to because the GOP was assured of losing the seat with the people running against him. Even though people seem to be taking this as an indication of his intention to run in 2020, if you take his words…

Hey! If Palin can do it, why not Rubio?

Can’t

CTE is real, folks.

If frozen OJ goes away, how will I corner the frozen OJ futures market?

Passionate Colonoscopy was already taken.

So does “Big wet ass” have anything to do with the “Compassionate Colonoscopy?”

I am insulted.

Well that’s something, right?

This one is German

Really not that weird. I drive for work and all I can really say is some random, weird shit can happen with a lot of time spent in a car lol. Needing to change a shirt before going back to the shop is far from outside the realm of possibility lol. I’m not even a long haul trucker either!

Lots of Brian Moorman jerseys at Bills games. Of course, he was the only Pro Bowler on the team for like a decade.

Bring back Heath! My husband needs someone to throw to.