What kind of lunatic puts mayo on fried bologna???

Gentrifying fried bologna is out-and-out insanity.

2008 gave us the R32 AND the 40th Anniversary RX-8.

Some of the other famous occupants of that rocket are going to be Ross Perot, Dan Quayle, Tonya Harding, Al Sharpton, Courtney Love, Spike Lee, Tom Arnold, Pauly Shore, Dr. Laura and Rosie O’Donnell.

Automated cars are a lot like flying cars and amphibious cars: ostensibly great ideas that have absolutely no practical real world applications.

Burn the Olympics to the ground and salt the ashes.

What the heck is a “ute?”

You forgot the exclamation mark.

Remember when the NHTSA used to mandate safety features like this all the time?

Pretty sure everyone who grew up in the 80s was told that STOP signs with white borders were optional.

If you don’t eat the fries and drink the soda a Big Mac is far from the worst thing you can eat.

Your kids running roughshod over my dining experience is my version of having a stick shoved up my butt.

“...but I still don’t understand where Romanians get all this free time.”

“Fleury, in his 14 years in Pittsburgh, was only very occasionally great, most often perfectly fine, and in the playoffs, as often as not, outright bad.”

“...the NCAA should do a lot things.”

Is Idol the Most Least Successful show ever?

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And that should be the end of that.

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And the human embodiment of the Peter Principle obliviously continues his merry failure upward.