This might be the most brain energy expended per unit of useful knowledge revealed in the history of time.

Opinions are like assholes...

A society that even entertains the notion of filth packaged as food deserves its abomination.

Golf isn’t just not a sport, it is the antithesis of sport.

Fuck golf.

“The Masters” is the the way that every disgusting “member” of Augusta National remembers who built that fucking golf club.

The Masters golf tournament is the filth of the planet.

Sometimes the best ways are the old ways.

BMW 507 in the front, Tatra 603 in the back.

Every car also needs a windproof lighter.

Remember the 80s when you played lacrosse and didn’t realize it was a commentary?

The people of Cullman know EXACTLY what they did to deserve this:

Isn’t life complicated enough?

Immersion blender is even better for turning canned San Marzano tomatoes into puree for red sauces.

A literal rabbit warren of deceit and duplicity.

Honest question:

They are like cats in that they need to surround themselves with shiny things to be happy and are not fit to run the government.

I honestly think he was referencing those early Lexus ads that showed the ball bearings rolling around their perfect panel gap consistency.

The problem here is that potential Connie buyers are all in their late 40s and early 50s and, like me, most people of this age cohort would rather die than buy an American car.

Add a little brake check...