Disney said anyone that didn’t like it were just bigots or misogynists.

Oh, you mean like Rush Limbaugh mocking 13-year-old Chelsea Clinton’s looks?

Yeah, the Clintons just could NOT let go of that.

Not.

“Yep. But let me tell you princess, being king of the Oompa Loompas isn’t anything anyone should be proud of....”

We really don’t care what you watch.

You’re right, its really hard to be rich and white and so out of touch with the rest of society. What a burden that family must bear.

this already is the place switch, you guys shit-talked the Obamas for years, and they ignored it like grown adults. 

You’re kidding, right? The entire family is perpetrating massive fraud on the entire country - hell, the whole fucking planet. No. We will give them no quarter. None. He is completely unqualified and a danger to every living thing.

I *might* feel a little bit bad for them if Donald hadn’t been such a complete dick to Obama, going on and on about birth certificate fraud, how much he golfs and so on. OR if he wasn’t busy insulting every other person who ever criticized him. Respect is a two-way street, and the Trumps absolutely, positively deserve…

Sarah Palin *is* a special-needs child.

A rich white lady who has been supported and protected all her life by her father’s supposed fortune.  Stepping out of that PR bubble is a bitch.

As I heard someone say this week: “The enemy of my enemy is Omarosa.”

Got some breaking news here. Monday’s child has learned to tie his bootlace. Film at 11.

“Get off my lawn, you filthy pataq!”

How have you made it far enough in life to type this out and somehow not met ONE self-destructive or self-hating person? No, not everyone is an advocate for themselves.

Not everyone has to like everything. This bullshit capitalist idea that you have to squeeze money out of every aspect of life kills art. How about figure out what the Chinese do like and make a movie for them?

I wonder if it might not be the themes of rebellion and resisting unjust authority that cause Star Wars to not catch on in China. These are themes that resonate strongly with American audiences, where individualism and rebellious attitude are a large part of the culture. Maybe the more group-oriented Chinese culture…

Patrick Stewart: So in the new Picard tv show, I play a man who controls the world with his mind.

I hope this show ends with Allen waking up next to Patricia Richardson in the old Home Improvement bedroom set, and he says “Jill! Jill I had the strangest dream! I dreamed that I was an unbearable conservative asshole who was a constant source of embarrassment for his family and friends.” And then Jill says “but you a…

I prefer to let Omni Man be the only (and best) mustacheo’d hero.

That’s what you get for beating up Diane Lane.