Got some breaking news here. Monday’s child has learned to tie his bootlace. Film at 11.

“Get off my lawn, you filthy pataq!”

Patrick Stewart: So in the new Picard tv show, I play a man who controls the world with his mind.

I hope this show ends with Allen waking up next to Patricia Richardson in the old Home Improvement bedroom set, and he says “Jill! Jill I had the strangest dream! I dreamed that I was an unbearable conservative asshole who was a constant source of embarrassment for his family and friends.” And then Jill says “but you a…

That’s what you get for beating up Diane Lane.

I think you might be Sacha Baron Cohen fucking with us.

As much as I enjoy a good headline about Hobbits getting sued, it sounds like the plaintiff in this case is a real sack of shit.

Are you Chuck Tingle?

Just stay out of the way of my Kindle Single “I Have No Butt and I Must Shit”.

He’s suing angels now. sniff

None. There are no horror movies that are good. He is extremely the most cool.

Maybe the “myth of the rebel writer” (whatever that means) has “faded” for people who write Internet listicles, but I would dispute the idea that it has “faded” for everyone else. Me, I think I’ll keep on reading Hunter Thompson, Ernest Hemingway, Jack Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg, William Burroughs, folks like that. But…

We Russian trolls are the rebel writers of today. There is no point in fighting us; we have all the momentum. We are the high and beautiful wave that is drowning the forces of Old and Evil. We started with Hillary Clinton.

Dont take any guff from these swine.

Batman and Robin should have a William S Burroughs crossover lol

Counterpoint: from a certain perspective, Batman and Robin is the best Batman movie.

Who sanctioned Carrey’s buffoonery?

Last Jedi, really? I think TPM scene is a lot more entertaining, I’ve watched just that scene I don’t know how many times. John Williams “Duel of the Fates” definitely added to it though.
Side note, I saw John Williams in concert at the Irvine Amphitheater (before the greedy, overpricing rent monster, the Irvine…

Dad is great! Eating chocolate cake!

My favorite fictional bad business model is Paddy’s Bucks scheme from It’s Always Sunny.