Only one man is capable of pulling the wrong tooth!

Any of the films without Peter Sellers should be dropped because they’re just terrible.

Some people have a really hard time with ambiguity or texts that are obtuse and invite thought and discussion. I suspect it is because these types of texts are threatening to them. So instead, people like this tend to want things delivered to them with little thought needed to understand them, spoon fed formulas and…

Haha fair. Not a big fan of the genre myself, but my pick for this exercise would be Counting Out Time - Carpet Crawlers - Chamber of 32 Doors from Genesis.

Some choices

of Montreal, Skeletal Lamping: An Eluardian Instance/Gallery Piece/Women’s Studies Victim

of Montreal, Hissing Fauna Are You the Destroyer?: A Sentence of Sorts in Kongsvinger/The Past is a Grotesque Animal/Bunny Ain’t No Kind of Rider/Faberge Falls for Shuggie (choose 1-3 or 2-4)

Shabazz Palaces, Black Up:…

Great! So in the process of downplaying and making light of rape, the film also has to sully the good name of Anakin Skywalker.

I have a sneaking suspicion a lawyer just trademarked that phrase.

So you’re saying we can start up Donkey Lips Unlimited for real?

...Followers of obsolete unthinkable trades doodling in Etruscan, addicts of drugs not yet synthesised, investigators of infractions denounced by bland paranoid chess players, officials of unconstituted police states, brokers of exquisite dreams and nostalgias tested on the sensitized cells of junk sickness and…

So the agent looked at the manager, and said, “That’s a great act, but what do you call it?” To which the manager responded, “The Master Race!”

Red Skelton was a lot cooler when I was a kid and thought his name was Red Skeleton.

At a valet station in the not-distant future, two dudes will be leaping about screaming “JORDAN PEELES IS MY JAM!”

—Martin Short’s inferior Russian knockoff.

More accurately a Martin Short ventriloquist dummy.

Also for looking like off-brand Martin Short...?

I’m Prune Face! Take that, Dick Tracy!

Wait, that what happening in pizza delivery porn? Dick-in-box? Me assumed it was, “oh no, no one in sorority have any cash to give you tip! How else can we thank you....?”

When are we gonna get the Family Matters reboot, Family Still Matters? Or perhaps the more politically-charged Family Lives Matter?

TBH I wouldn’t be surprised.

Hot damn! Ze seexth dimension!