At a valet station in the not-distant future, two dudes will be leaping about screaming “JORDAN PEELES IS MY JAM!”

—Martin Short’s inferior Russian knockoff.

More accurately a Martin Short ventriloquist dummy.

Also for looking like off-brand Martin Short...?

I’m Prune Face! Take that, Dick Tracy!

Wait, that what happening in pizza delivery porn? Dick-in-box? Me assumed it was, “oh no, no one in sorority have any cash to give you tip! How else can we thank you....?”

When are we gonna get the Family Matters reboot, Family Still Matters? Or perhaps the more politically-charged Family Lives Matter?

“Duchovny told me who really killed JFK, while we were at a Bossa Nova show in Rio hanging out with Romano Mussolini. Do you like samba?” - Again Quincy Jones

“David Duchovny had sex with Marlon Brando’s mailbox.” - also le Q.

TBH I wouldn’t be surprised.

“David Duchovny had sex with Richard Pryor”-also Quincy Jones

“Bob Dylan was always a no-talent motherfucker. That cat David Duchovny though is the next Michael Jackson!” - Quincy Jones

Except for the whole Spider-Man part which is the most important element.

“Lost control of my life” indeed.

“Baloney in our slacks” line still works.

This is the worst thing since Analmaniacs!

When they released the 30 Rock porn parody, Liz Lemon (played by Tina Fey, also known for her Sarah Palin impresson) was played by Lisa Ann (who played Sarah Palin in a Sarah Palin porn parody).

I thought you wanted women looking less feminine.

This finally confirms my theory that Reba McEntire is actually a long-running Dana Carvey character

Hot damn! Ze seexth dimension!