ironically enough: babies

sadcore porn

well then, to paraphrase the words of so many conservatives during the years of the Bush administration, "if Trump has nothing to hide then he shouldn't be worried about us finding out"

Electionball Z

I'm terrified I'm gonna get the Farmers insurance jingle stuck in my head. "We are farmers/bumbahbumbumbum/" AHHHHHH

for me it's the song "Emile's Viet Nam In The Sky" by Elvis Perkins. "Do you ever wonder where you go when you die? Emile's Viet Nam, in the sky…"

I sure am glad trash tv isn't a thing anymore (says me browsing youtube in another window)

as far as 90s Bond spoofs go, Spy Hard> Austin Powers

ok Fu Manchu is horribly racist but there is very little that's funnier than that scene from a Pink Panther movie (I forget which one) that has Peter Sellers and Burt Kwouk both dressed as Fu Manchu with Sellers using his ability to put on two stupid, racist accents at the same time with one imitating the other

the family formal known as having dignity

her second collection of poetry "Motherland, Fatherland, Homelandsexual" is one of my favorite books of poems of the last few years so I definitely need to check this out

it reminds me of the phrase from Gravity's Rainbow "Fuck not with the kid lest ye become the fuckee!"

His role as the villain in Airport 1979: The Concord was wonderful

Dana Carvey is gen X's Jeff Dunham

Will Ferrel's scene in The Spy Who Shagged Me cracks me up, "MY LEG IS BROKEN"

ok hold on a moment, The Stupids is a bad movie but Tom Arnold singing "I Am My Own Grandpa" is an amazing moment in cinematic history

"I need a dump truck baby to unload my head"

but Tokyo Drift was fantastic!

*abligatory

The internet is flat!