in under a year that'll be Vice President Adam Sandler to you!

I missed Jonathan Franzen on Jeopardy??? FFFF

I would say Lullaby is the second best book in his catalog and Haunted is the best.

oh man, this is one of my favorite of his novels. Gary Busey needs to play Sarge at the end of the film.

pfft. Styx is way better than Journey.

one of the greatest moments of my life was doing that song at a karaoke bar and having a chorus of drunks sing "la la la la, la la la lie- momma often told me that we've all got to die"

Bruno Mars bent to his task

now now, we have to keep everyone firmly in their own little cultural boxes *gags*

The AV Club DESTROYS astrology!

comparing Raven to Lucy? I dunno about that…

I'm from Cleveland and watching our various sports teams lose (but sometimes get close!) is a beloved pastime

we've come a long way baby!

#allfrogsarebeautiful

is THAT why there are so many homeless people in downtown Albuquerque and it's basically turned into Times Square in the 1970s (minus the theaters of course)? Huh. Here I thought it was a combination of mental illness, the economy, the drug war and rampant corruption

he's gonna finish the damn books alright! just leave the poor guy alone for 5 minutes

my mom will have to find a new favorite tv show

Gohan went down several cup sizes

heroin addiction was very popular back then

I miss the days when movie trailers would play "Everybody Dance Now" or "I've Got The Power" over a montage

It's the sixth book. The beginning of the article said fifth book.