the girl of my dreams name was Sophie O_o

Never tell me the odds, you loser!*

emotionless? Sinatra's cover of Simon & Garfunkel's Mrs Robinson is one of the most spiteful songs ever recorded https://www.youtube.com/wat…

The Honkers send their regards! *stab/HONK*

"I'm sad because I'm happy and I'm happy because I'm sad" yep. That's my life in one sentence.

I demand graphic gay muppet sex scenes!!

I do that with James Tiptree Jr (AKA Alice Sheldon), then I imagine dying in a cold lonely place while trying not to think about sex

Titus Andronics- The Most Lamentable Tragedy

wait, I can watch reindeer on livecam WITHOUT giving them my credit card information?

fuck… does this mean people aren't supposed to see any film that doesn't have an F rating?(not to be confused with a failing grade)

why does Chris Brown's hair look gray?

to 15 year old me, Angelina Jolie in the pool at the end was the sexiest thing I'd ever seen on film

looks line Injustice Superman to me

looks kinda kinky

money will tear us apart

gremlins was released in June? the hell?

looks more like Sha Na Na the movie to me…

It's like you put your whole mouth into the dip!!!

were they the ones whose show ended because one stabbed the other with scissors?

to be honest, that sounds better than reality