The first screening of Fellowship of the Ring for me. When that finished it felt like it had barely scratched the surface of that world (not in a bad way - the film is nigh-on perfect in my eyes). If the cinema manager had come in and announced they were just changing the film over and The Two Towers would be on in…

No-one's going to give any love to Alex Kidd? I'm sure an update would lose a lot of the 8 bit charm but my Master System had Alex Kidd in Miracle World built in so I spent many hours immersed in its weird world of fighting octopuses who sit in ornate jars, playing rock, paper, scissors with End of Level bosses and…

David Cross did what to women??

All I remember is that it was quite dull and Keira Knightly looked freezing in it.

Yup. I get to watch films for free and even I couldn't be bothered when I had a chance so I have no idea why people would willing to pay good money for it.

"The chances of anyone coming to watch Iron Man are a million to one…

"Instead of Kyle Chandler exploding all over Dr. Meredith Grey (Ellen Pompeo) in a hallway…"

Evil-Lyn!

"George-Michael Bluth is a cool guy…"

Either way, she still pulls her panties on one leg at a time, if you know what I mean.

"Don't act like you wouldn't forget how to piss in his place"

It's not about the rabbits!

The Russo Brothers. And the Wachowskis of course. Cloud Atlas has three with that pair and Tykwer.

"Forget it, Jack. It's the Black Pearl."

I was saying bou-urns.

Rando Calrissian?

It also introduced Ralphie, one of the best characters in the whole series. Complete with his Gladiator fixation.

The repetition of that kind of storyline did lead to the fantastic reversal of expectations in season 5 when you assume Robert Loggia will have a similar arc, only for Tony to think "fuck this" and get him abruptly put back in jail.

"Peter Jackson comes from New Zealand, and says to me, "Sir Ian, I want you to be Gandalf the wizard." And I say to him, "You are aware that I am not really a wizard?." And he said, "Yes, I am aware of that. What I want you to do is use your acting skills to portray the wizard for the duration of the film." So I said,…

Otherwise we'd have had to deal with another tonal shift, this one into psychological horror as they learned of Brexit, Trump and the Best Picture announcement fuck-up.