The shot they chose was perfect as well. It's such a great moment - a long, uninterrupted shot through an action scene which, yes, is easier to do in animation than live action but it still takes a director with the storytelling skills of Spielberg to decide how and when to do it for the biggest impact. One of the…

Counterpoint: It was worth it for Yesterday's Enterprise.

You're giving them too much credit. It's there to say "Remember that past thing you loved? Then watch this version of it too"

On the opposite end of things I thought that was a trailer where it *did* work. I can't tell you why I feel this way but I do know not being bombarded with the full theme in the ads meant it had a real impact when the film used it.

'lighthearted, *irrevenant* entertainment'

You're talking about right now!

According to the filmmakers, the Bob in the Deadpool film is Bob, Agent of Hydra.

Billy Quince!

I understand that and I can appreciate releasing a teaser for a trailer debuting a few days later. But this is an advert telling us that a proper advert is coming in three weeks time, which is taking it to new levels of silly.

There was some great stuff in there. Most of the Rorschach stuff (Haley was perfect casting), the Doctor Manhattan creation (especially with the Philip Glass music) and, of course, the opening credits.

It's definitely not the Nolan Batman in BvS so Bale's Wayne keeps his (well-earned) ending.

So Im assuming the "Go ahead, finish your tweet" line was originally "Finish you MySpace profile update" and his jibe at Green Lantern was a knock at Blade: Trinity?

Sure, but you have to build up to that for the F&F10 grand finale.

"…with the F&F group to get the hell out in a 1970 Dodge Charger R/T"

She's great and all but I was really holding out hope that the rumour/wishful thinking of Helen Mirren playing the pissed-off mother of Jason Statham and Luke Evans' Shaw brothers would turn out to be true. Because The Rock vs. Furiosa is great but The Rock vs. Dame Mirren?

At least the 'Celebrities aged 69' part of the trend ended.

Still Bourne

I'm afraid not. But it does have David Webb in it.

We're not allowed to talk about it.

The second rule is, YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT … wait, I got that wrong.