Musk thinks he’s smart - he jopes that the SEC will be pissed and say “Ok, so if you’re going to act like that we’l fine you $500 milion. You can afford it!”, which would be rejected by any judge and Musk’s attorneys would offer $5 million.

Only two of these characters have psychic powers. The rest are CGI nightmares: Rahne is a werewolf, Cannonball destroys things by flying through them and Sunspot becomes a human-shaped sunspot with super-strength. Thos are bery visual power, more so than the X-Men have.

She needs to go back and fix some things. Lupin and Tonks need to resolve their plotline with the werewolf that ruined Lupin’s life. Percy needs to have been named Minister of Magic to be used against the Weasleys by Voldemort. Snape needs to not die a sniveling death (so his book death would be more like his movie…

I would eat Costco chicken every meal, 365.

The ultimate dickmove is to write an article suggesting people cheat at Scrabble.

Karma is a bitch.

 That’s what all restaurant media events are. The Instagrammer foodies go to get free food and participate in marketing stunts. There’s no need to get upset.

I guess I can watch some games now.

If your chicken tender is too hot to eat, wait five more seconds. French fries in a Frosty? Yes. Chicken McNuggets in McDonald’s Hot Mustard or honey? Yes. I even like micowave poprcorn dipped in Pepsi... but a fried thing dipped in a soda? Nope.

Just give up the pizza. Pizza is bad for you. If you’re going to eat pizza, the greasier the better.

He’s not lying. Dear Leader wasn’t going to believe a mere peasant who is a friend of the President’s dreaded foe John McCain. Woodward would have had to be allowed by the staff to call Trump himself and kiss the orange ass for an hour or so before there would have been an interview. That’s what Trump was unhappy with…

Very few NASCAR fans watch F1. F1 crashes tend to be at low speed and usually (these days, anyway) don’t include fifteen cars like in NASCAR. Also, the drivers rarely go to the paddock to punch each other like in NASCAR.

Why the fuck does the President of the United States call the leader of another major country by their first name in a public phone call being seen around the world? Show some fucking respect, you muppet.

Remember, moving the kickoff line was going to destroy football as we know it a couple of years ago.

Yet another person who has drunk deep of the right-wing Kool-Aid.

Why does anyone follow idiots like this? I can understand (a little) the appeal of latter-day Markiplier as he is nice to look at and often has insightful things to day about games once he’s finished shrieking at jump scares. I don’t understand what the appeal of this guy is - maybe his usual content is brilliant, I…

No. I’m using it right - that’s why I have all my fingers.

The Mayor of Flavortown would never use fireworks made in China. 

The King of White Trash Sandwiches is one folded-over slice of the cheapest store-brand white bread, store-brand “miracle whip” and some cheap potato chips.

If Gunn had been Tweeting NRA propaganda, MRA bullshit, or Pizzagate conspiracies there wouldn’t be any anti-Disney memes or petitions to rehire him.