I liked watching the Iceland games because their fans were so amazing with their clap and roar.

Yeah, that lady CLEARLY has been going around stealing air conditioners.

The underlying issue isn’t so much that they work for the Trump admin as the fact that since they CONTINUE to work for the Trump administration it’s clear that they have not a shred of dignity or scruples, and so they’re not worth dating. If they had ANY integrity they’d have resigned long ago.

I’ll drink an avacado smoothie, sure.

The only things worse than Cheerwine is Moxie or one of those weird Thanksgiving turkey-flavored sodas.

He really wasn’t once he went to the WWF. He was a good monster and a good heel, but his WWE run was middling at best. There have been much better big men - Diesel (just for his charisma, even if he never was the best wrestler), The Big Boss Man, Goldberg (who is a monster even if he’s not immensely large in size),…

No, no, no, no. There shouldn’t be a Mr. Neighbor’s House sequel. The end of the first one was perfectly bleak and insane. It would be like having a Doctor Horrible sequel.

25 years ago, people still thought of Tom Hanks as “That guy from Busom Buddies” and not “That guy from that bloody war movie.”

The greatest foodstuff ever invented by mankind, though Kewpie mayo, Bulldog sauce and microwave popcorn come close.

It’s not like he did anything spectuacular. What about the other two drivers for the same car?

The funniest thing about this is that everyone knows Texas BBQ is garbage anyway.

The real star for England was the Tunsian defender who thought he was going to be clever with the ball in his own corner rather than booting it down the field.

To be fair, FIFA had Brasil at #2 and Switzerland at #6, so it’s not like Brasil was playing Trinidad and Tobago or (not much better) the USMNT.

There will never be a moment better than Giant Enemy Crab.

It doesn’t stop the President and his son-in-law from making millions of dollars.

This is good news for Trump’s base. They’ll be proud of their guy for dropping some old bag when he was done with her. This proves what a manly sort of man he is.

Maybe it would help if the drinks weren’t edging up on $20 for an oz of booze?

This is fucking BASEBALL, FFS. Stop pretending this is some macho game. Play the game and stop swinging your tiny baseball dicks everywhere.

Everything that happened since LeBron signed with the Cavs this last time was according to his plan. This was his team, his coach, his everything. If they lost, it’s his fault. He makes his own dream teams... and we see how well that goes. I mean, he won what... not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not…

But... this is the team Lebron wanted with the coach Lebron wanted. How could they possibly lose?