Don’t you know that capybara is officially fish, so you can eat it on meatless Fridays?

Those sound exactly like what to order at those fast food places. Why is anyone going to a fast food place looking for healthy food? You go because it’s cheap and it tastes good.

The only people who like sports drafts and/or combines are sports’ channel execs who want to sell more ads.

Get gud at parenting.

Taco salad!

This Frostpunk mod is really strange.

Lucy didn’t crave anything. She was a horrible, manipulative, cruel little harridan than went out of her way to abuse the people around her, especially the three most important people in her life: her brother, Charlie Brown, and Schroeder. There was nothing nice about her, especially in the early days of the strip…

Like with dates full of wasp larva as our ancestors ate?

G’kar (on Babylon 5) points out that every sentient race in the galaxy has this same dish - the same flavors, even. On Earth it’s often called “Swedish meatballs”.

How can anyone think Uber is safer than a cab company’s cab. At least in theory the cab company knows who the driver really is and that they’re probably not a serial killer, whereas with Uber you’re asking some random person to take you somewhere. You’d be better off asking some actual random person to drive ypu…

I did think it was pretty funny that Matt Schlap was complaining about “elites”.

It was never going to last... let’s be honest: it was never MEANT to last. It was just a way for the founders to become bazillionaires and go live on an island somewhere.

I mean, when your team is able to draft pretty much the second or third best players from every other team in the league, your team better win everything. There’s no excuse.

I think I have 4 or 5 phones, because I don’t turn the old ones in for credit when I get a new phone. I keep thinking I’ll want the pictures someday.

It sounds like the female co-owner (who immediately made a statement that she called to apologize and etc.) got overridden by her asshole husband (the one who got dragged out to the field to shield his daddy from the scary brown people).

Let’s ban all hops from beer. Then it might be worth drinking.

Who pays $6 for French green beans?

I think it makes perfect sense for people to complain about gun rights but committing and threatening violence with their guns. At lease they’re (so far) only shootng coolers.

Nuke Yelp, Zomato, and Instagram. The world would be a better place without them all.

It’s amazing how much money they make. I’m surprised there haven’t been US COngressional hearings... sponsored by Monster.