Conservative motherfuckers gonna motherfuck.

Mostly because this article is clickbait garbage.

The irony was apparently lost on Katherine Krueger that she felt so liberated while, all around her, people were writing about important things!. Will her eventual Samantha Bee clickbait article focus on a quote she evidently didn’t understand or will it be about the therapeutic value of “locking up” your iPhone? …

You’re pretty much wrong in the basic premise, but the upside is that the M1 uses an actual clip, so when people call it a ‘clip’ they’re correct for once. Usually they call a magazine a ‘clip’.

You can’t please people. This is why we get Trump.

It does? I didn’t know that I was uncomfortable. Huh. You learn something every day, I guess. Thanks for telling me.

Isha, you’ve drunk deep of the cultural Kool-Aid right there. Braids don’t emasculate anyone. If I remember the commercial, it might offend some men who are afraid of seeming effeminate, but it’s those people who are afraid of being “emasculated”. You’re perpetuating the idea that “effeminate” men are not really or…

Why is anyone surprised? We should be surprised that it doesn’t happen more often.

Emma Roller, please retire.

Usually the easiest way is when you overhear them complaining about people going too slow in the left lane or bitching about speed limits. Those sorts of people are almost as zealous as vapers.

MMA in general and UFC specifically - fake as professional wrestling.

That’s because you’re an idiot.

Noone hates celebration penalties. What people hate is personal fouls during a touchdown where the penalties mean nothing (because the yards are tacked onto the kickoff rather than the points taken off the board).

No. I am shocked... SHOCKED to hear that there are unkind people on the Intarweb Highway Tubez.

I didn’t see any Germanic neopagan movement viewpoints in the article at all. Did I miss it somewhere?

Doucho strikes again!

Or, it could be that they’re just stupid.

You forgot clickbait article bias.

You forgot #11: stop writing clickbait articles.

SO, there you go. It wasn’t so much a random encounter as a poorly thought-out route.