David Cross did two Alvin and the Chipmunksecond movies, so that cancels out any cleverness there might have been on Mr. Plow or Show or whatever.

Clubs should toss hecklers immediately.

As stupid and brutal bullfighting is, this is how that torero would have wanted to go. In his circles, he’s a hero forever.

He knew perfectly well that voting wasn’t theoretical... he just thought that his vote wasn’t going to matter because surely the other voters would be smart and do the right thing (as he saw it).

Albert Burneko looks like a goddamn donkey. And not a particularly bright one, either. A dull-eyed and dopey one. He looks like the donkey that gets its head stuck in a feed bucket. The donkey that spends its days hee-hawing at a fencepost. The other donkeys roll their eyes at the Albert Burneko donkey; they glance…

Aragorn is part-Maia, part-elf, part-mighty noble man and part-Numenorians, who were blessed by the Valar. Legolas is the grandson of a First Age Sindarin king. Of course they just danced though battles. Aragon’s ancestors fought and defeated dragons and Balrogs.

He stepped out of line. He stepped out of pocket. I’m trying to sound as appropriate as I possibly can. He is a douche commenting on Steph Curry. What you do is a reflection on ESPN. What you do is a reflection on the organization he works for. You have to be mindful of that. You can’t get caught up in your own…

E-Sports. Can’t live with ‘em, can’t toss them out of an airlock.

If someone dickpunched James every game I might watch again.

People got excited about professional wrestling before the 1960s thinking it was real. Just like you all are.

The main problem with a Warcraft movie is the same problem as the Angry Birds problem - the window to cash in on mainstream interest is long gone. At least Angry Birds remained animated. There was no reason at all for a WoW movie to not be done in the same engine that WoW’s cut scenes are done in.

We’re all glad it will be his last one.

He shouldn’t be the nominee of the Democratic Party anyway, since he doesn’t want to be a Democrat.

That’s because the Blue Dogs became Tea Party Republicans.

You really have no idea what you’re talking about.

“Moderate Republican” in someone’s fantasy world.

You do know that the obnoxious part of the Bernie supporters at the NV convention weren’t even paying attention to what was going on? They voted down the NV Democratic Party’s policy plank of being against Citizens United and being against voter ID laws. Why? Because some people wanted to just cause problems.

There were “significant errors” that elected Bush the Lesser twice - they were called Naderites. Many of them are now Bernie supporters (like Susan Sarandon).

Poor people. If only they had been interested in fixing the problems they feel that they see years ago instead of the (almost literally) last few minutes. But they didn’t.

Some Republicans claim that noone should be offered assistance f any kind, but when a Republican like Schilling bilks Rhode Island out of millions of dollars, loses it, and doesn’t pay it back welfare?