Can we just take a moment to reflect on how lucky car people are right now? The day has come when 360hp is considered slow and lacking power. We live in the future boys, what a time to be alive!

And now to stomp all over a decent joke....Dropkick Murphys have a song called Shipping up to Boston and the chorus ends with “I’m shipping up to Boston to find my wooden leg”. It sounds better than it reads lol.

Knock knock knock!

Who doesn’t like a little extra pegging now and then?

You’re really annoying. Does it come naturally or do you have to practice and put in work?

Plus the monetized Youtube videos all have between 100 million and 30 million views for the newest one already...not exactly chump changed.

First of all, marshmallow is a goddamn affront against God himself. There is no second point.

I don’t understand the 350Z hate. I bought one new (06) when I got back from deployment and LOVED it. I put a lot down and convinced the dealer to basically turn in into the Nismo version for free. A tune and removal of the limiter and it was a rocketship for just under 30k.

The funniest part of that whole video is that Catherine’s garrote has dick handles.

DAMN THE MAN! SAVE THE EMPIRE!

Normally I could see where you’re coming from but that was a 100% shoulder to shoulder hit. CTE is irrelevent here. Lighten up, Francis.

This may not be popular here, I dont know, but mace is a terrible idea. It’s not accurate, there is a much greater than zero chance of macing yourself and depending on the person being maced, may only piss them off.

Holy shit me too. I tried to open and close the door like I had seen my dad do and it flung open. I was half on the seat and hanging on with both hands and I remember my dad SPANKING me then pulling me in...I think he just panicked, I dont know.

I got Dush the Drunk. And it was true. He killed me twice and was at like level 15 when I was level 4. I tried again and this time he humiliated me and let me live...the bastard.

YUH SUSPECT

Bright blue =/= deep blue though.

Percs are about 99% tylenol depending on the formulation and would leave a giant pile, all those lines for 5mg of oxy would be a waste, plus the bioavailability of snorted oxy is only 50% vs. ~90% swallowed. The powder is white so it would have to be 5mg oxys based on amount of powder since the 10mg are pink, 15 is…

Listen, catching fouls balls is exciting for fans. If someone jumped up real fast, it’s hard to keep control of elbows in such a tense situation. If some guy ran 15 seats over to try to catch it, cool, but if he accidentally caught an elbow in the teeth...hey, stuff happens.

He’s definitely the best in England so I’d say so.

Harry Kane looks like the night manager at every grocery store...but I love him.