Ha, he fuckin turkey-legged him!

Dammit.

You're an annoying turd.

Stop using punctuation and words that you don’t know the meaning of. And if you cared so much about the integrity of the game then you'd know the fan interference rules.

Yeah I can see that. Doesn't change the fact that those are the ugliest uniforms I've ever seen.

What do the rules say about those fucking disgusting Mariners uniforms. Holy shit.

That comment isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Is that a joke? Cuz Arlington National Cemetary is in VA.

“Ugh...tell me about it." - MJ's Dad

Yep, and the Cubs are gonna get it next.

That’s the best thing I’ve ever seen. How did he train a horse to slide like that?

Sooooo...they're all fired, right?

Who the hell brings an inflatable penis to a bachelor party?

He can't even catch that though, he hasn’t even been charged yet.

Fois gras may be unethical but damn if it's not delicious.

I got bit by a goose when I was like 9 or 10. Me and my brother were with our aunt at this little pond in our town feeding the ducks. This asshole goose waddles over, and since I was so young I didn’t yet know that geese are were pricks. He gets close and I tried to feed him too. This asshole ignores the bread and…

Absolutely. It was solid ahot at least but worse than that it was blatant AND with arm extension. There is no way that isn’t called.

I don’t know man, that Wood took a pretty good forearm there. Certainly hard enough to take it out of flop territory anyway.

Goddamn, Orioles fans. You guys are in a battle for first and the stadium is empty...am I not getting something? (well, other than pussy and respect)

I thought Bruce Willis was The Jackal?