Because unfortunately, black women dying at the hands of police does not always guarantee the same media attention/scrutiny as black men.

Yeah. He still looks like he’d fuck up all comers. Good times. 

Word. Gotdam, I pray he never does. This shit is awesome. 

I cried when I saw that he passed. I’m blessed that as a child my family played his records until they warped and then had to replace them...until the next time they warped. Rest in power, Mr. Withers.

No...Floridians.

No, I wasn't. You don’t know me, fool. You disown me? Cool! (don't have me break out my best Ice-T on you). 

No need. For the metaphorically-challenged, Obama was the welcome respite. Hillary, on the other hand, was warm & extra creamy mayo. 

A welcome respite, for sure. But I’ve been voting since ‘88. Do you know what it feels like to want to vote for Jesse Jackson in a primary but realizing that there was NO CHANCE IN HELL that he would be the nominee and then having to vote for mediocrity’s finest in the form of Michael Dukakis and just knowing that it…

‘And can I say, I hate how pragmatic this primary is forcing me to be.’

I just spit out my drink at work. I hate you, you lying dog face pony soldier. Gotdam it. 

I view this clip of a ridiculously handsome Leonardo as Gatsby hoisting his class to toast the mediocrity that is Nick Carraway on the regular. It inspires me.

And Mayor Pete couldn’t do the same? Based on his tenure in South Bend, I could literally see him stocking the courts with middling judges who will do nothing but maintain the status quo or worse. A quarter of his constituents are black but he can’t manage to address the valid and well-documented concerns of the…

And what about the people that actually do find fat ‘sexy’? Are they wrong to think so? Because yeah, some folks find fat to be sexy. Go figure. 

So are your personal experiences all you have to offer to rebut these arguments? If so, then you’ll need more people. 

yet, it appears that they did call it 'sumthin. hmmmmm

“Catching bullets wit yo teeth???? Nigga, pleaze! I got something real for your ass in these hands, Le-roy!!!” - Mr. Sho Nuff

I have mixed feelings. Kingsman: The Secret Service offends me in all the right ways. That scene is one of my faves (who knew Mr. Darcy could be a hypnotic killing machine? Maybe Lizzie was on to something with her contempt of him after all). No one, not even this mark and his peeps, can ruin it for me.

*Snort* *Chortle* “ample” *Snicker*

Not the GI?!?!?! I’m a Chicagoan (South Side) and I did a bid over in Gary working at the community college for a few years and let me tell you...I love Gary. I really do. I have a special place in my heart for Gary and East St. Louis. Corvairs are awesome, too. 

Good catch. I neglected to include him in the list...he was awesome as the King of Cartoons.