Oh...oh my goodness would you be surprised. Yes, people do get fooled by this crap. Although I will grant you that they’re often the same people who would eat an entire sleeve of oreo thins and think that means they’re doing better with their diet than if they’d eaten the same number of regular oreos. Never…

And if you were a 60+ yr old woman could you slice (without killing yourself) a cauliflower into steaks? Maybe... maybe not. A nominal slicing/packing fee is to be expected but double is a bit of a dick move I think

And if you were a 60+ yr old woman could you slice (without killing yourself) a cauliflower into steaks? Maybe... maybe not. A nominal slicing/packing fee is to be expected but double is a bit of a dick move I think. Lead and granite are about the only things more dense than cauliflower.

Hello, are you me? I am late to this thread but every time I see a comment I want to star more than once, its from you.

I have come to the conclusion in my third decade of life that when it comes to nutrition, nobody knows what they are talking about. There are people who have figured out what works for them, but nothing works for everybody.

Were you ever forced to clear your plate as a kid? I ask because me and my siblings are basically case studies for what happens when you force a child to eat when they’re full. I was always forced to eat everything given to me and have always struggled with weight, my parents were more lenient with my younger sister…

I was in the grocery store two days ago and while I was grabbing some greek yogurt I overheard a couple discussing their new years resolution for the family and picking out “healthy” breakfast items. They selected the oreo crumble yogurts.

I think you may be young enough to have missed the era where butter was supposedly Satan’s own ass grease and we were all supposed to live on margarine because it was super healthier.

Yeah, but he was a Cardinal, so no doubt he covered it up The Right Way.

No one is saying it would be. This is just mockery icing on the whole terrible cake made of poop.

Given that he has an unhealthy, strange obsession with rating women based on their body weight, but then assumes that he is entitled to marry (or grope, or peep on) any woman who fits into that extremely narrow version of beautiful/young he so desires, yes, I think it is absolutely apropos to insult him for not only…

Yeah, this is something that really frustrates me about CONSTANT Trump bashing. This guy is a fucking gutless asshole to the nth degree, but making fun of his terrible diet draws away from the actual disgusting shit he pulls.

It’s a punch line because the customer was pointing out ‘I’m on Atkins.’ The theory behind Atkins is cutting out carbs but they simply cut the carbs they heard about on TV: bread, starches. They didn’t actually read the nutritional guide.

Adding simple things to a recipe to switch it up shouldn’t intimidate anyone. (Or make them angry.) Sure, it’s fine to start with basics and even stick to them most of the time, but there’s nothing wrong with experimentation. Yes, a ten year old can make awesome mac and cheese. And a ten year old can also add a dash…

Too lazy to make roux? It’s really not that hard. To me it’s the funnest part of the process. I love that moment when the butter and flour paste just transforms into rich velvety sauce that you can add your cheese to. It’s like magic.

Or layer the pasta and cheese and bake it with breadcrumbs on top. It’s not that hard, and it’s not supposed to be fucking gourmet. It’s pasta with lots of cheese. It’s improved by adding more cheese. Period.

No garlic? why are you adverse to flavor?

Da Vinci is credited with 102 confirmed kills. He often stated that this was just those they found. He claimed 490 but most art historians dismiss this number.

I sincerely doubt this man has sex with anyone other than his right hand and inanimate objects.

His other famous take is that people who get harrassed online should just “get off the internet”. When Curt Schilling (who completely sucks, but I’m fine with him in this case) called out the guys who started making sexually explicit comments about his daughter, Felger essentially blamed him/his daughter for existing…