Rant time: I am Catholic and Lutheran (mixed marriage) so of course we celebrate Christmas. But this “war on Christmas” crap is so stupid. First off, Christmas is too entrenched and too many people in this country identify as Christian — the holiday isn’t going anywhere. Hell, I have Jewish friends who sort of…

psssst: you can’t impeach a member of congress

the actual best case scenario is Trump impeachment, Pence as President, BUT with the Democrats taking back the House (which is more likely that the Senate). Pence is rendered a lame duck as the Dems are fired up and block his Mother-loving agenda, and decides not to run in 2020.

I’d say the nursing home sketch was my favorite of the night, if only because I can never fucking get enough of Kate’s cold, manic stares into the camera. And “Kellywise” basically wrote itself. Is there nothing she can’t do?

That Niger joke was the best joke SNL has told in seasons. Shocking and perfectly crafted.

“Democrats start acting”? Surely you jest, sir!

*Slow clap*

I see it more as she’s famous, but she’s famous in the way that Kate Middleton has a sister, but I am never entirely sure of her name and I’m sure a bro from Jacksonville and a crazy loner who hates her life and everyone from Arizona isn’t going to know who The Good Places’ version of Princess Di/Kate Middleton/Fergie…

They should stop dangling impeachment in front of everyone’s faces like it’s some pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Do it already or get out.

I cry, then drink to forget why I’m crying, then sober up and remember, lather, rinse, repeat. I’m gonna need a new liver by 2020.

Seriously. You will never find anyone who ticks all the boxes of “correct progressive” bingo. Be willing to be friendly to and accept people who are not 100% your dream liberal. Pick your battles, guys.

I buy that a lot of people knew Harvey was a scumbag without knowing that his scumbaggery went as far as criminality and assault. Like, when Seth McFarlane made those Academy Award jokes everyone is pointing to, I doubt the subtext was, “hey, Harvey basically rapes a ton of these actresses, isn’t that hilarious?” I…

We don’t need a bounty on reasons to impeach Trump, we need a Congress that is willing to impeach Trump.

I know there’s the art and artist debate. But I still gotta watch Chinatown once a year.

Even though I know he’s not an actor, why do I feel like I’ve watched a movie starring Harvey Weinstein as Nicole Kidman’s gruff, abusive husband, who makes her skin crawl, and then one night he tries to rape her and as they struggle, with him on top of her on the floor, she hits him over the head with a lamp and he…

So the huge mega fans of the show who think themselves of high IQ like the shows Rick, are more to the dime-a-dozen ones stuck in the citadel. That is a “secret society” after all~

“Even when we’re adults, apparently we don’t outgrow that impulse.” 

I had an American friend get weirdly aggro with me because when I got a burner cell for when I was in the US, the area code was an old school one from her area, as if I had constructed some elaborate ruse to make her supposedly less-desirable area code feel inferior instead of, y’know, clicking on a picture of the…

They don’t mistakenly valorize assholes; they purposely valorize assholes because they are failed assholes and successful assholes are their icons

They don’t mistakenly valorize assholes; they purposely valorize assholes because they are failed assholes and successful assholes are their icons