I watched the Good Wife but not this. It feels like a bit much.

I never watched LA Law, but isn’t that how Joey’s soap opera character died on Friends?

It was the 90s. They hadn’t figured out meat substitutes back then. 

It wasn’t until I read this comment that I realised I’d mixed up Hard Rock Cafe and Planet Hollywood in my head.

I feel like a lot of people say that, especially people really into fitness. They think it makes them sound tough and stoic and disciplined. That they must have an amazing body because they never eat for pleasure.

No one in The Donnas is named Donna. No one in the Veronicas is named Veronica. Steely Dan isn’t a guy named Dan. 

Nothing’s getting cancelled you giant baby. The creators are choosing to end this show.

That’s true for most cop shows, even the most copaganda ones. If you have another cop not in the main cast, they exist as a foil, to provide conflict. So they’re bad in some way. 

It seems like they’re trying too hard to be relevant and it’s actually going to age the show faster. Sara Ramirez is great, but the main characters feel like it’s always the early 90s for them. Which is fine! Not everything is timeless and even when it aired the show always felt a bit outdated. It was still a fun…

It was so weird how they wrote around him like he was an athlete or a long-shot POTUS candidate. He’s an experienced and fantastic sketch performer.

The show had Steve Forbes, Al Sharpton, and John McCain when they were running for their party’s nomination for POTUS. Of the 4, only McCain was expected to win.

When Gal Gadot hosted she said Israel was airing it live, for anyone up at 6AM on a Sunday (a Monday over there), so that’s how much of a big deal SNL still is.

I feel like they catered to his persona more than they’ve ever done with anyone. Even when they have an athlete or a politician with no performing experience, they write ONE sketch where they play themselves. Musk played Elon Musk in almost everything. 

It’s actually a very common defense.If you google “The Myth of the Male Bumbler” there’s a well-written essay on it. Or think of Joe Paterno saying he doesn’t know about rape and a man.

Like all Starbucks drinks, it’s coffee ice cream. Take away the corporate lingo and pretentious names, and the blended Starbucks drinks are all coffee ice cream. Coffee ice cream with caramel, with cinnamon, with mocha, with bananas, with coconut, whatever. But the basic flavours are what you’d get at a Baskin…

It would taste like coffee caramel ice cream. With bananas. It probably would be good although I would never ever order this. 

Do people buy GS cookies because they like the cookies, or for charity? I get why they’re only available a short time of the year, because you sell more with scarcity. I wonder why the GS troops don’t just push back their sale window to the summer. Once most people have been vaccinated, they’ll be so happy to be…

Thanks. I meant hosts, not just cameos. Mark Zuckerberg cameoed.

Watch, it’ll be like when an athlete besides Charles Barkley hosts. All the sketches will be written so they just sit there while everyone else makes jokes around them. 

Is this the first host ever who has no background as an actor, musician, stand-up comic, athlete, or elected politician? The only other person I can think of was Trump, and he hosted a prime time game show at the time.