Can we agree they gave their kids dumbshit names for the attention. They want the outrage clicks because outrage clicks are good for their #brand and will help them sell whatever it is they influence? The birth certificate can sat whatever they like, they’ll be calling their kid Katherine. 

Now I’m picturing a 2060 Mad Men reboot except Don Draper is a 20 something in Brooklyn named Heaven (birth name Pamela).

When I was in university, I made a “risotto” that was cooked rice with the corner of a soup cube, then I stirred in some cheese (soft ones worked better) and finished it (not that I had heard of that term back then) with a bit of oil, olive or sesame.

The first one sounds like poutine risotto.

...I was unaware I wasn’t relaxed?

So this is banana pudding/trifle/tiramisu/Eton mess but with a different flavour profile and a childish name. Oreo wafers taste amazing, especially when softened so these sound pretty good. Especially the fancy restaurant hazelnut praline version. I want to eat that now. 

I’ve never seen these referred to as dirt cups but my mom has a friend who once made this in a (new, unused) litterbox and put tootsie rolls in it, which do complement the dish more, both flavourally and texturally.

Salads and fresh vegetables with a good, light vinagrette (or any not to sweet, non-mayo or dairy dressing) taste great.

Trying to remember 90s coffeehouses. I feel like there would be a lot of biscotti, paninis, pasta salads or similar but vinegar instead of mayo (remember the 90s were the brief low fat era between low carb eras) lots of muffins, and some sort of fancy filled danish. Would quiche be too 80s? I don’t remember. And…

Prison and poverty will! This right here is the problem with the left and why we never get anything done. We think coolness is all that matters. Fame, respect, sitting at the right lunch table.

It’s so sad we consider it a punishment for this rich man to retire to his personal golf course as a punishment. Any punishment for Trump that doesn’t include prison and losing all his money is a win for him.

I use my pressure cooker all the time. I want a sous-vide but I don’t expect I’ll ever get one. 

“Are you one of the people that thinks Karen is a racial slur?”

The old-timy movie stars and the weirdos aren’t part of the “flyover state loser” trend. Those are totally different. But the other ones I mntioned? The whole joke is that they’re uncool in a very stereotypical suburb sort of way. The accent, the not knowing anything, the thinking normal stuff is exotic. It’s “people…

The other panelists are some of the best jokes! Thy’ve been (according to wiki and I remember most of these):

WERE there rumors, or just jokes? There were rumors about Lindsay Graham, and Marcus Bachmann, and Aaron Schock. People really thought they were gay (only Bachmann remains unconfirmed). But with Pence? It’s just a joke people make about his uptight fundie homophobia. It’s funny to imagine but no one really thinks it’s…

Sue, Target Lady, Aunt Linda, plus many of her one-off characters. Like this one

I wouldn’t mind her recurring characters if they were funny. Eddie Murphy’s episode was 90% recurring characters and they were all great. It’s that most of hers are the same thing - tacky Midwest mom. They’re an accent and a vest. I mean half the “joke” for Sue was when she pulled up her ugly sweater so we could see…

I think that’s why it annoys me. 

I feel like even in the early 2000s the fat suit turned people off. I’ve never seen this. Although it’s kind of funny that this is the movie where Reynolds and Faris were about to explode and they met Amy Smart and Chris Klein on the way down.