No one can predict the future, obviously, but if the pandemic becomes the new normal, there’s this unpredictable deadly virus that doesn’t go away, people don’t go to comedy clubs. They watch comedy online, they get twitter and tiktok and spotify and whatever the new ones are and that’s how they consume comedy, and…

oh come on, you know darn well it’s because the noisy uppity ones give everyone a bad reputation. Just like the capital “C” Cyclists who feel entitled to ignore every traffic law, or the capital “G” Gun owners who parade around in their tacticool wardrobes, people’s perception of vegans are set not by the people they…

Yeah, a tsp or so of sugar for a big pot of sauce to counter the acidity of the tomatoes. That’s different. 

I love trolling a magazine for no reason. Good on you, teen idol glitter vampire. Actually having a sense of humour and a personality, and not participating in what must be the very boring act of celebrity profiles.

For a show that went ten seasons it sure has died a death in the public consciousness.

I read someone describe it as “drinkable thai peanut sauce” and that makes me want to try it. Shooter sounds good. It really does seem to heavy for more than a few spoonfuls. 

That’s my point. Those cookies look like they taste amazing but they aren’t pretty. They aren’t instagrammable. They look like normal cookies.

The one thing in the world that makes me feel old is food that you’re supposed to photograph but not actually enjoy. 

Don’t pretzels require food grade lye?

“Yeah, I’m not a fan of his public persona anymore. The arrogance started to leave a bad taste when he went on Letterman and brutally mocked the woman who had sued his wife for plagiarism, and Jerry’s arrogance seems to have only grown from there.”

My theory that people don’t actually like ice cream but like the stuff in ice cream and would be better off if they could just eat cookie pieces and sauce and candy. 

They actually are sort of special, in the sense that they sell only their store branded goods, and the quality and prices are almost impossible to beat. Their food is not fungible with other supermarkets’ offerings.

But just because you found another gear for your comfortable lifestyle and like the speed, doesn’t mean all of us feel the same way. I’m really looking forward to doing my own shopping again and spending about 30% less.

I’d started doing online shopping a few months before the plague hit and it was more expensive, not less. Now, I don’t do it at all because I tried and the big supermarkets can’t kep up with demand. If there’s NO delivery window OR pickup time (and there isn’t) then I have no choice but to risk my health in a store…

I love medjool dates. When I livd in Israel I’d buy these huge, extremely sticky ones and it was hard not to eat an entire bag.

I don’t want to be that Food Snob, I really don’t. But (maybe it’s my own childhood) but brownies are easy to make from scratch. Not if you’re putting a fudge ribbon in there, which ups the work exponentially, but for a basic brownie, they’re one pan and don’t require anything time consuming.

“It’s rude to make cheap jokes about a woman’s appearance. Also, David Spade is short and ugly.”

And matzah with salted butter. Criminally underrated.

I like it. It’s a dry cracker. I like dry crackers.

Everything about the party plot was stupid. That’s what you write when your characters are teenagers, not in their 20s. Do the kids still live at home? Why? One’s a staffer at GOOP and one’s a scientist. Those are good, well-paid jobs. Even without that, THESE KIDS ARE IN THEIR 20s, ffs. Why would they even need to…